My life is kinda gay :P

honkydoodledandy:

So “Teddy Roosevelt Mascot” is the best thing ive ever googled ever.

honkydoodledandy:

So “Teddy Roosevelt Mascot” is the best thing ive ever googled ever.

benadickcumberblah:

Pug vs air (x)

gemmacorrell:

Sky Cats
(my monthly cartoon for Emirates Airlines Open Skies In-Flight magazine)

restlesslochness:

I may or may not have drawn a series of Edgar Allan Poe cartoon portraits and put it on my english teachers office door….

youthinterrupted:

Yummie. Great idea :3

whatjuliasaid:

tumblr vs. facebook

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

birdandmoon:

Happy spring, nature lovers! Here’s this comic on my site.

Edit: lots of discussion on my Facebook Page about whether actinomycetes are fungi or bacteria. Actinomycetes are now classified as gram-positive bacteria, though they have fungus-like characteristics. I highly recommend this book for the budding (or zoosporulating?) bacteriophile!

ryannorth:

Just gonna keep posting these till they stop being funny, which is NEVER